I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Randomize
