are you still at the devil's house?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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