if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Randomize
