so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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