Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize
