so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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