no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Is Oprah even human
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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