so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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