We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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