I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
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