My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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