god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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