Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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