I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
this will be a night to untag.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
