it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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