whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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