I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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