We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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