girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I think pants incapable of making pants work
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
So here I am, sexting at work.
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