He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Sponge bath it is.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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