I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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