No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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