Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
