So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
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