i think i have herpe
just one?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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