there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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