i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
