i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
How's work?
Spinning.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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