once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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