i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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