My hair reeks of homosexuality.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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