Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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