You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
don't judge my taste in strippers
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
