I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
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