we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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