grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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