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• (805): View more from California

  Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?

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  Um.. is it mean if I say yes?

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  How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  How'd it feel making her break her religion?

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"

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• (213): View more from California

  just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week

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• (949): View more from California

  She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?

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• (831): View more from California

  sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo

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