So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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