Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
