Well apparently he's into motor boating.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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