i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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