You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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