if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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