just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Dear god my vagina.
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