Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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