some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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