She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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