I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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