Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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