I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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